Monsters



by John Callaghan, PhD

I slapped Frankenstein in the face
while the Wolfman tore
my clothes to shreds.
I pushed my Freudian Mommy
into the dusty slow moving Mummy.
ARGHH! Skreet!
BROWL! Skreet!
Just another stupid Zombie.
Well you know,
there’s only so much
you can take from these
Monsters after all.